Are you ready to take the thrill of a shark-infested ride through fields of corn? You'll need to buckle up, for "Sharks of the Corn" will provide you with an enthralling mix of terror and comedy. Written by legendary Tim Ritter, this ultra low-budget feature draws inspiration from Stephen King's classic "Children of the Corn" (1984) as it transforms into a funny and weird comedy that'll have your at a loss for words as well as rolling around with laughter.
An Cornfield Carnival of Chaos
In the first scene, a seemingly innocent cornfield "Sharks of the Corn" introduces its quirky nature. We meet Gary and Susan, two characters who soon fade from the scene in the film, before it veers into some unexpected directions. It weaves together horror elements, with a myriad of subplots. It's an enjoyable mix that could be described as an open-air carnival full of craziness.
An Adept of the Psychopathic Shark
There's Teddy Bo Lucas, a character who adds an extra degree of chaos to an existing story that is incredibly confusing. The psychotic shark enthusiast is an uncanny obsession with these underwater predators. As if sharks in cornfields weren't bizarre enough, Teddy extends his fascination the next level when they commit a shocking murder within his hotel room. It's a shocking incident that sets the tone for a furious whirlwind of suspense and intrigue.
Consensus, Cults And Sharks
The story gets more complicated as authorities ascribe the blame to the poor Gary for the murder of Susan, yet despite the lack of motive. A shark cult becomes a nebulous subplot. The story takes us to the world of cornfields where religions of the shark collide. As if things could not get much worse, two bumbling burglars decide to take a shark pup from the fanatical group. It's an unpredictable mix of the absurd and hilarious that keep one on edge.
Critiques as well as Comic Relief
While "Sharks of the Corn" provides a different and unique experience, it's not without it's flaws. The movie frequently leaps between diverse characters and scenes leaving some viewers feeling disoriented and confused by the multiple plotlines. It's a deliberate decision in terms of design which adds to the humorous aspect of the film however it's not everybody's cup of tea.
The production value of the film have been deliberately low as is the acting, which falls into the category of unreliable. The film is nevertheless amidst a sea in which performances are mediocre, Steve Guynn shines through with his impressive performance. He actually playing his role instead of only reciting the phrases. This is a rare example of genuine acting among a sea that is filled with overblown and sloppy performances.
Shark Puppets and Bonkers Plotlines
"Sharks of the Corn" shows its (blog post) low-budget inclination with unpretentious effects that hold some charm. The majority of shark attacks will be slapstick portrayed with hand puppets. They add an element of absurdity to the film. This bizarre plotline, which revolves about a shark-cult's attempt to resurrect a shark goddess which is when the film can truly show its creativity. Yet, it often can't be translated into an captivating entertainment experience.
Amateurish Cinematography, Explosions Optional
One aspect where "Sharks of the Corn" lacks cinematography is its editing. Visuals and framing are a bit rushed, coming looking amateurish. They lack polished and refined look that's often seen with mainstream horror films. While it's possible that this was done so that the film maintains a budget-conscious look yet it does affect the quality of the experience.
It's a wrap "Sharks of the Corn" can be described as a taste that is not for everyone. It's uninspiring, slow mix of characters that could be difficult to comprehend of. A low production standard, confusing plotlines, and poor acting might turn off certain viewers looking for a sophisticated horror-comedy. While there are plenty of uninspiring films for entertainment "Sharks of the Corn" doesn't deliver laughter that you'd expect.Final Rating 1 "Stock Footage Overlay" Out Five
Its low-quality footage, audio, acting, (blog post) and editing techniques "Sharks of the Corn" isn't up to the threshold. In spite of the possibility for a humorous spoof movie, the movie fails to give an enjoyable and coherent adventure. Being a film reviewer, I leave you with a lighthearted note that movies, just like corn, are only better when they include explosions. Unfortunately, "Sharks of the Corn" can't quite make it to the grade.